Here’s a fun repost from ChurchCrunch.com by John Saddington. He posted this text message version of the ten commandments by Jamie Quatro. Enjoy the laugh!
What if God had text messaged the 10 Commandments? It might look like this:
1. no1 b4 me. srsly.
2. dnt wrshp pix/idols
3. no omg’s
4. no wrk on w/end (sat 4 now; sun l8r)
5. pos ok – ur m&d r cool
6. dnt kill ppl
7. :-X only w/ m8
8. dnt steal
9. dnt lie re: bf
10. dnt ogle ur bf’s m8. or ox. or dnkey. myob.
M, pls rite on tabs & giv 2 ppl.